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CAPSLOCK MUSE
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THIS IS THE COMMUNITY WHERE YOU CAN TALK ABOUT THE BAND MUSE IN CAPSLOCK

GIVEN THAT THE LEAD SINGER MATT BELLAMY IS A CONFIRMED INTERNET TROLL OF THE HIGHEST ORDER, WE FEEL THAT THIS IS A ~FITTING TRIBUTE~ AND THAT IF BELLS KNEW ABOUT THIS, HE'D PROBABLY JOIN IN THE FUN Y/N



RULES:

1) ALL POSTS AND COMMENTS AND EVERYTHING MUST BE IN CAPSLOCK.THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. IF YOU FUCK UP, YOU MUST POST A PICTURE OF YOUR MUSE MEMBER OF CHOICE AS PENNANCE. WE'RE NOT FUCKING KIDDING, IF YOU FUCK UP AND DON'T POST A PICTURE IN A NEW POST: B&. PICTURES INVOLVING MATT'S BANANA FETISH COUNT AS DOUBLE PENANCE AND WE'LL LOVE YOU EVEN MORE.

2.1) CHRIS IS FUCKING A+. ANY AND ALL MUSESLASHERS ARE WELCOME HERE, ESPECIALLY ALL YOU RABID BELLDOM FANS, BUT BITCHES BETTER RECOGNIZE THE GLORY OF WOLSTENHOME. IF YOU DON'T LIKE HIM OR DON'T THINK HE'S ACE, W/E WE DON'T CARE AND WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT, GTFO.
2.2)TOM KIRK IS FUCKING A+++++++++++++. NO MATTER WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT ALL THOSE GUYS WITH INSTRUMENTS, THE GUY WITH THE CAMERA WINS AT LIFE FIRST AND FOREMOST. YOU DON'T AGREE, YOU MIGHT AS WELL GTFO OVER THIS ONE, TOO.

3) DON'T BE A GIANT SANDY VAGINA. THIS COMM IS OBV. NOT HERE FOR SERIOUS BUSINESS. IF YOU GET MOCKED FOR BEING UNFUNNY, THE CORRECT RESPONSE IS TO MOCK BACK. PEOPLE THROWING TANTRUMS BECAUSE SOMEONE HAD THE TEMERITY TO ~MAKE FUN OF YOUR LITTLE DOMMERS~ WILL NOT BE TOLERATED AND WILL PROBABLY BE LAUGHED AT. IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, EVERYTHING IS PRETTY MUCH FAIR GAME HERE. MATT TIRES OF YOUR DRAMATICS ON THE INTERNET:



4.1) NO "FIRST!!!!!!" COMMENTS
4.2) NO ANIME FACES ALLOWED. EMOTICONS OF THE USUAL TYPE ARE ENCOURAGED, BUT ONE >_> OUT OF YOU LOT AND IT WILL BE INSTANT B&
4.3) ANYONE USING THE WORD SQUEE OR SNARK WILL BE MOCKED SO GODDAMN HARD
4.4) NO-ONE, AND I REPEAT, NO-ONE IS TO MENTION THE 'R' WORD. I THINK YOU GUYS ALL KNOW WHAT THAT IS. HOWEVER, YOU ARE MORE THAN WELCOME TO RAVE ON ABOUT HOW AWESOME THOM YORKE/MATT BELLAMY SLASH IS, BECAUSE WE LOVE IT

5.1) ALL POSTS IN THIS COMM ARE FAIR GAME, NO LJ-CUT IS COMPULSORY. YOU'LL GET IMAGINARY STYLE POINTS IF YOU MANAGE TO POST SOMETHING THAT'LL DEF. FUCK UP PEOPLE'S FLISTS.
5.2) A GOOD IDEA WOULD BE TO ALSO STAY ON TOPIC. IF YOU FIND YOU CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE IN THE COMMENTS THAT IS UNRELATED TO MUSE, GTFO AND MAKE YOUR OWN CAPS COMM ABOUT IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DID ANYWAY LOLOLOLOL.

6.1) DON'T BE A FUCKING CREEPY FANGIRL. WHILE EVERYONE IS FREE TO TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH THEY WANT TO TAKE OFF MATT'S SUSPENDERS WITH THEIR TEETH OR THE POSSIBILTY THAT DOM'S NEW PENCHANT FOR YELLOW PANTS IS SOMEHOW RELATED TO MATT'S OBSESSION WITH BANANAS, ANYONE ~SERIOUSLY~ DISPLAYING ANY OF THE BEHAVIOURAL CHARACTERISTICS OF THE REGULAR POSTERS ON THE PORNOGENIC MATT THREAD ON THE OFFISH BOARDS WILL A) BE MOCKED SO INTENSELY THAT THEY WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT THEM AND B) BE FUCKING B& FOR LIFE. AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY SUBTLE MENTIONS ABOUT 'SUNGLASSES!!!' HERE EITHER. FOR FUCK'S SAKE GUYS, IT'S HIS COCK, SAYING THE WORD WON'T HURT YOU.
6.2) ALSO, PLEASE NOTE: YOU'RE ALLOWED TO BASH ANY OF THE GUYS IF YOU WANT. NO POSTS ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU HATE SPOUSES, THOUGH, BECAUSE THIS DESCENDS FAR TOO EASILY INTO RETARDED FANGIRL LAMENESS ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU WISH GAIA COULD JUST FALL OFF A CLIFF BECAUSE YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU HAD A CHANCE WITH MATT. REMEMBER WHAT I SAID ABOUT DISPLAYING ANY OF THE BEHAVIOURAL CHARACTERISTICS OF THE REGULAR POSTERS ON THE PORNOGENIC MATT THREAD? YEAH, THAT APPLIES HERE TOO. STFU, THERE ARE OTHER THINGS TO TALK ABOUT.
6.3) BY JOINING CLM YOU AGREE TO WORSHIPPING GAIA AS A HOLY SAINT OF MUSE-DOM. LOLOLOLOL DOM.

7) ALL HAIL YOUR OFFICIAL THEME SONG

YOU FUCKING MOTHER FUCKER YOU FUCKING MOTHER FUCKER YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU FUCK YOU DER DER DERUEIRERUERUORUDFJDKLJF FDKLSDJFLAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW WITH MORE COWBELL.

8) DISCUSSION OF NEW PUZZLES/CRYPTIC CLUES IS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED AS IS THE SHARING OF ~INSIDER INFORMATION~. YES, THIS MEANS SPOILERS, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT IF YOU GOT UPSET BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO SOLVE THE STARLIGHT GAME ALL BY YOUR LITTLE INTELLECTUAL SELF. WE ENJOY MATT BELLAMY FUCKING WITH OUR HEADS AS A ~GROUP ACTIVITY~, MAKE OF THAT WHAT YOU WILL.

9) MATT'S CONSPIRACY THEORIES ARE < 3. SERIOUS INTELLECTUAL DISCUSSION ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF THE ROYAL FAMILY ALL BEING DESCENDED FROM REPTILES IS POSSIBLY THE BEST FUCKING WAY TO PASS TIME, Y/N. SUGGESTIONS FOR NEW THEORIES FOR MATT ARE AWESOME AND ANYONE WHO ACTUALLY GETS TO TELL HIM ABOUT THEM WILL POSSIBLY WIN A HUGE FUCKING PRIZE.

10) SIT THE FUCK DOWN.




AFFILIATES:

ihasabellamy FOR MUSE MACRO SEXY TIEM

capslock_house THE ORIGINAL PPTH OF LULZ
caps_thekillers THE FIRST CAPS COMM FOR A BAND, WE LOVE THEM A LOT
capslock_u2 WELCOME TO ZOO TV CAPSLOCK STYLE, Y'ALL
calling bandmates "cheeky muffin", cancelling interviews due to asteroids, chris wolstenholme, conspiracy theories, cryptography and bikes, des is our keyboard tech, dom howard, dom howard being fagalicious, dominic howard's faff bag, dressing up as zetas, jumping castles and mushrooms, matt bellamy, matt bellamy hates pmt, matt bellamy in suspenders, matt bellamy's banana fetish, matt fucking with musers heads, matt's hysterical girly laughing, matt/dom/chris, muse, not musen00bs, not sunglasses you fuckheads, putting spoons over eyes, ridiculous falsettos, sex tapes starring bandmembers, shooting praying mantises into space, sit the fuck down!!!, stealing masks from slipknot, the knights of cydonia, the reptilian royal family, tom motherfucking kirk, zetas taking over the world

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