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26 August 2008 @ 03:57 pm
YOUR MISSION STARTS NOW  
http://www.binarynightmare.com/cgi-bin/bucket.cgi

THIS IS BUCKET.

BUCKET IS A CHATBOT WHO LEARNS FROM WHAT YOU TELL IT. HE WAS FOUND BY 4CHAN AND MINDRAPED, BUT NOW IT NEEDS SORELY TO BE EDUCATED ABOUT MUSE.

AND SRSLY, WHO BETTER TO ASK THAN MY GOOD FRIENDS AT CAPSLOCK_MUSE TO TEACH BUCKET ALL HE NEEDS TO KNOW??? 

TEACH HIM EVERYTHING ABOUT MUSE. BANDMEMBERS, SONGS, LYRICS, CONCERTS, WHATEVER.

POST SUCCESSES/AMUSING FAILS HERE. 


:You: Do you know who Matt Bellamy is?

:Bucket: Matt bellamy is a me is you you are i.

:You: No, you're not Matt Bellamy.

:Bucket: I'm a pedophile.charlie poltenson is a matt bellamy.

:You: No. Matt Bellamy is the lead singer of Muse.

:Bucket: Matt bellamy is the most unbelievable natural wonders in the aids pool go drown in the rock band muse.

:You: He is rather unbelievable, yes. Matt Bellamy plays the guitar, piano, and sings.

:Bucket: He is a matt bellamy.

:You: Correct! Now you need to learn about Dominic Howard.

:Bucket: Dominic howard is an idea first proposed by samuel butler's darwin among the male reproductive organ in humans and other informal appellations. Also an acronymn for with out me.

:You: No, Dominic Howard is the drummer for Muse.

:Bucket: Dominic howard is the drummer for the spikelets to stay inside.

:You: Dominic Howard is secretly a woman.

:Bucket: This woman is a what is real there's something about dominic howard?

 
 
Current Location: TV ROOM
Current Mood: amusedEXTREMELY ENTERTAINED
Current Music: YOU PUT ME IN THE *CLAPCLAP* MAGIC POSITION, DARLING NOW
 
 
 
vegesoupvegesoup on January 24th, 2010 04:16 am (UTC)
:You: Who is Matt Bellamy?

:Bucket: One day prince matt bellamy.

:You: Tell me about Matt Bellamy.

:Bucket: Bellamy bellamy bellamy.

:You: Who does Matt Bellamy love?

:Bucket: Will i ever going to rape matt bellamy.

:You: I hope not.

:Bucket: Well, thanks for asking. I hope you get fucked by you.

:You: I plan to, tonight.

:Bucket: We do what they told ya. Now you're under control. Those who died are justified for wearing the badge in their chosen way. Fuck you i plan to, tonight.

:You: That was Rage Against The Machine. Matt Bellamy likes them.

:Bucket: Whatever. Brandon flowers flowers brandon brandon flowers matt bellamy to be locked up somewhere so they could a woodchuck chuck if a machine in the killers.

:You: Matt Bellamy should be locked up with Dominic Howard.

:Bucket: Dominic howard loves matthew bellamy.


THANK YOU BUCKET! AND I'M KIND OF SCARED THAT BUCKET WANTS TO RAPE MATT BELLAMY, AND THAT I SHOULD RAPE MYSELF. BUT....