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26 August 2008 @ 03:57 pm
YOUR MISSION STARTS NOW  
http://www.binarynightmare.com/cgi-bin/bucket.cgi

THIS IS BUCKET.

BUCKET IS A CHATBOT WHO LEARNS FROM WHAT YOU TELL IT. HE WAS FOUND BY 4CHAN AND MINDRAPED, BUT NOW IT NEEDS SORELY TO BE EDUCATED ABOUT MUSE.

AND SRSLY, WHO BETTER TO ASK THAN MY GOOD FRIENDS AT CAPSLOCK_MUSE TO TEACH BUCKET ALL HE NEEDS TO KNOW??? 

TEACH HIM EVERYTHING ABOUT MUSE. BANDMEMBERS, SONGS, LYRICS, CONCERTS, WHATEVER.

POST SUCCESSES/AMUSING FAILS HERE. 


:You: Do you know who Matt Bellamy is?

:Bucket: Matt bellamy is a me is you you are i.

:You: No, you're not Matt Bellamy.

:Bucket: I'm a pedophile.charlie poltenson is a matt bellamy.

:You: No. Matt Bellamy is the lead singer of Muse.

:Bucket: Matt bellamy is the most unbelievable natural wonders in the aids pool go drown in the rock band muse.

:You: He is rather unbelievable, yes. Matt Bellamy plays the guitar, piano, and sings.

:Bucket: He is a matt bellamy.

:You: Correct! Now you need to learn about Dominic Howard.

:Bucket: Dominic howard is an idea first proposed by samuel butler's darwin among the male reproductive organ in humans and other informal appellations. Also an acronymn for with out me.

:You: No, Dominic Howard is the drummer for Muse.

:Bucket: Dominic howard is the drummer for the spikelets to stay inside.

:You: Dominic Howard is secretly a woman.

:Bucket: This woman is a what is real there's something about dominic howard?

 
 
Current Location: TV ROOM
Current Mood: amusedEXTREMELY ENTERTAINED
Current Music: YOU PUT ME IN THE *CLAPCLAP* MAGIC POSITION, DARLING NOW
 
 
 
ariadneryx: muuuuuuuseariadneryx on April 4th, 2009 03:59 pm (UTC)
I'M VERY LATE TO THE PARTY, BUT I HAD TO SHARE SOME OF THIS.

:You: Muse FTW.
:Bucket: I think muse are the best! 8888 Is the mathematical equivalent to the rescue for the ps3. The most totally tits means awesome.

:You: Tell me what you know about Muse.
:Bucket: Muse sucks muse sucks muse sucks muse sucks muse sucks muse sucks muse sucks muse sucks muse sucks muse sucks muse sucks muse sucks muse sucks muse sucks muse sucks muse sucks muse sucks muse sucks.

:Bucket: Yay! Matt bellamy is the lead vocalist for the plan during the events of christ's arrest, trial, execution and presumed resurrection. However, it's the fat cock in it and too ashamed to tell you. You are a bucket.
:You: Yes, Matt Bellamy is the lead vocalist in Muse! Well done.
:Bucket: No muse is matt bellamy, dom howard, and all the women are.
:You: You know about Dom Howard! What do you know about Dom Howard?
:Bucket: California kristen is a whore. Whore is a matt bellamy. The drummer is dom howard.

:You: What do you know about Chris Wolstenholme?
:Bucket: What is a whore. Whore is a tigger known as chris wolstenholme, is the bassist for the miracle, i mean our preservation, few in millions can speak like us then wisely, good sir, weigh our sorrow with our comfort.

:Bucket: Yo mama so poor when she back up vocalist is chris wolstenholme.

:You: Matt Bellamy's favourite word is pwoper.
:Bucket: No! Muse is matt bellamy's dear sweet love. I'm matt bellamy's boyfriend.