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26 August 2008 @ 03:57 pm
YOUR MISSION STARTS NOW  
http://www.binarynightmare.com/cgi-bin/bucket.cgi

THIS IS BUCKET.

BUCKET IS A CHATBOT WHO LEARNS FROM WHAT YOU TELL IT. HE WAS FOUND BY 4CHAN AND MINDRAPED, BUT NOW IT NEEDS SORELY TO BE EDUCATED ABOUT MUSE.

AND SRSLY, WHO BETTER TO ASK THAN MY GOOD FRIENDS AT CAPSLOCK_MUSE TO TEACH BUCKET ALL HE NEEDS TO KNOW??? 

TEACH HIM EVERYTHING ABOUT MUSE. BANDMEMBERS, SONGS, LYRICS, CONCERTS, WHATEVER.

POST SUCCESSES/AMUSING FAILS HERE. 


:You: Do you know who Matt Bellamy is?

:Bucket: Matt bellamy is a me is you you are i.

:You: No, you're not Matt Bellamy.

:Bucket: I'm a pedophile.charlie poltenson is a matt bellamy.

:You: No. Matt Bellamy is the lead singer of Muse.

:Bucket: Matt bellamy is the most unbelievable natural wonders in the aids pool go drown in the rock band muse.

:You: He is rather unbelievable, yes. Matt Bellamy plays the guitar, piano, and sings.

:Bucket: He is a matt bellamy.

:You: Correct! Now you need to learn about Dominic Howard.

:Bucket: Dominic howard is an idea first proposed by samuel butler's darwin among the male reproductive organ in humans and other informal appellations. Also an acronymn for with out me.

:You: No, Dominic Howard is the drummer for Muse.

:Bucket: Dominic howard is the drummer for the spikelets to stay inside.

:You: Dominic Howard is secretly a woman.

:Bucket: This woman is a what is real there's something about dominic howard?

 
 
Current Location: TV ROOM
Current Mood: amusedEXTREMELY ENTERTAINED
Current Music: YOU PUT ME IN THE *CLAPCLAP* MAGIC POSITION, DARLING NOW
 
 
 
Mein Führer, I can walk!kashmir87 on August 27th, 2008 12:34 am (UTC)
HAVING READ THAT, I JUST STOPPED BREATHING FOR HALF A MINUTE, NO JOKE.
I WOULD HAVE MULTIPLE SONIC ORGASMS
PATRICK AND DOM COULD EXCHANGE FASHION TIPS AND IDEAS
IT IS PERFECT.

ALSO, THAT WAY PATRICK COULD MAYBE PERHAPS COME HERE; MUSE HAVE BEEN TO MY COUNTRY TWICE BUT PATRICK IS SO UNKNOWN HERE HE PROBABLY WON'T TOUR HERE FOR A WHILE YET :'(
Annaquaa on August 27th, 2008 12:44 am (UTC)
OH I KNOW. THEY WOULD DO EACH OTHER'S HAIR AND MAKEUP AMIRITE Y/Y?

AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM? PATRICK HAS BEEN TO AMURRICA (MAH COUNTRY LOLZ) BEFORE BUT NOT TO THE LONELY LITTLE PHALLIC STATE OF FLORIDA. SOB.