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26 August 2008 @ 03:57 pm
YOUR MISSION STARTS NOW  
http://www.binarynightmare.com/cgi-bin/bucket.cgi

THIS IS BUCKET.

BUCKET IS A CHATBOT WHO LEARNS FROM WHAT YOU TELL IT. HE WAS FOUND BY 4CHAN AND MINDRAPED, BUT NOW IT NEEDS SORELY TO BE EDUCATED ABOUT MUSE.

AND SRSLY, WHO BETTER TO ASK THAN MY GOOD FRIENDS AT CAPSLOCK_MUSE TO TEACH BUCKET ALL HE NEEDS TO KNOW??? 

TEACH HIM EVERYTHING ABOUT MUSE. BANDMEMBERS, SONGS, LYRICS, CONCERTS, WHATEVER.

POST SUCCESSES/AMUSING FAILS HERE. 


:You: Do you know who Matt Bellamy is?

:Bucket: Matt bellamy is a me is you you are i.

:You: No, you're not Matt Bellamy.

:Bucket: I'm a pedophile.charlie poltenson is a matt bellamy.

:You: No. Matt Bellamy is the lead singer of Muse.

:Bucket: Matt bellamy is the most unbelievable natural wonders in the aids pool go drown in the rock band muse.

:You: He is rather unbelievable, yes. Matt Bellamy plays the guitar, piano, and sings.

:Bucket: He is a matt bellamy.

:You: Correct! Now you need to learn about Dominic Howard.

:Bucket: Dominic howard is an idea first proposed by samuel butler's darwin among the male reproductive organ in humans and other informal appellations. Also an acronymn for with out me.

:You: No, Dominic Howard is the drummer for Muse.

:Bucket: Dominic howard is the drummer for the spikelets to stay inside.

:You: Dominic Howard is secretly a woman.

:Bucket: This woman is a what is real there's something about dominic howard?

 
 
Current Location: TV ROOM
Current Mood: amusedEXTREMELY ENTERTAINED
Current Music: YOU PUT ME IN THE *CLAPCLAP* MAGIC POSITION, DARLING NOW
 
 
 
Mein Führer, I can walk!: pic#62575559kashmir87 on August 26th, 2008 08:34 pm (UTC)
LOLOLOL!
FIRST ATTEMPTS...

:Me: Do you know Chris Wolstenholme?

:Bucket: Chris wolstenholme is an organ, not a lady would rape me.

:Me: Chris Wolstenholme is much more than an organ, and many a lady would rape him. Chris Wolstenholme is the bassist from Muse.

:Bucket: Chris wolstenholme is the bassist from muse.

:Me: Correct! Chris Wolstenholme is wonderful.

:Bucket: Chris wolstenholme is the iron chef of pounding vag bucket is now over. All aperture technologies remain safely.

:Me: You're certainly not underestimating him.

:Bucket: I am certainly not underestimating him.

:Me: He plays fantastic bass lines.

:Bucket: Fantastic. I don't want another one..

:Me: I know how you feel! you're learning fast. Chris also sings backing vocals.

:Bucket: Iceland is also loli.

:Me: No! Iceland is far away. Chris Wolstenholme is in the band Muse.

:Bucket: Muse are an english rock band muse.

:Me: Yes. They have great songs like You Fucking Motherfucker

:Bucket: Me you you fucking motherfucker.

:Me: You sound like Matt Bellamy.

:Bucket: Matt bellamy is a me is you semen.