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26 August 2008 @ 03:57 pm
YOUR MISSION STARTS NOW  
http://www.binarynightmare.com/cgi-bin/bucket.cgi

THIS IS BUCKET.

BUCKET IS A CHATBOT WHO LEARNS FROM WHAT YOU TELL IT. HE WAS FOUND BY 4CHAN AND MINDRAPED, BUT NOW IT NEEDS SORELY TO BE EDUCATED ABOUT MUSE.

AND SRSLY, WHO BETTER TO ASK THAN MY GOOD FRIENDS AT CAPSLOCK_MUSE TO TEACH BUCKET ALL HE NEEDS TO KNOW??? 

TEACH HIM EVERYTHING ABOUT MUSE. BANDMEMBERS, SONGS, LYRICS, CONCERTS, WHATEVER.

POST SUCCESSES/AMUSING FAILS HERE. 


:You: Do you know who Matt Bellamy is?

:Bucket: Matt bellamy is a me is you you are i.

:You: No, you're not Matt Bellamy.

:Bucket: I'm a pedophile.charlie poltenson is a matt bellamy.

:You: No. Matt Bellamy is the lead singer of Muse.

:Bucket: Matt bellamy is the most unbelievable natural wonders in the aids pool go drown in the rock band muse.

:You: He is rather unbelievable, yes. Matt Bellamy plays the guitar, piano, and sings.

:Bucket: He is a matt bellamy.

:You: Correct! Now you need to learn about Dominic Howard.

:Bucket: Dominic howard is an idea first proposed by samuel butler's darwin among the male reproductive organ in humans and other informal appellations. Also an acronymn for with out me.

:You: No, Dominic Howard is the drummer for Muse.

:Bucket: Dominic howard is the drummer for the spikelets to stay inside.

:You: Dominic Howard is secretly a woman.

:Bucket: This woman is a what is real there's something about dominic howard?

 
 
Current Location: TV ROOM
Current Mood: amusedEXTREMELY ENTERTAINED
Current Music: YOU PUT ME IN THE *CLAPCLAP* MAGIC POSITION, DARLING NOW
 
 
 
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Mein Führer, I can walk!kashmir87 on August 26th, 2008 08:32 pm (UTC)
WO WO! LOCK YOUR CAPS PLZ!
Mein Führer, I can walk!: pic#62575559kashmir87 on August 26th, 2008 08:34 pm (UTC)
LOLOLOL!
FIRST ATTEMPTS...

:Me: Do you know Chris Wolstenholme?

:Bucket: Chris wolstenholme is an organ, not a lady would rape me.

:Me: Chris Wolstenholme is much more than an organ, and many a lady would rape him. Chris Wolstenholme is the bassist from Muse.

:Bucket: Chris wolstenholme is the bassist from muse.

:Me: Correct! Chris Wolstenholme is wonderful.

:Bucket: Chris wolstenholme is the iron chef of pounding vag bucket is now over. All aperture technologies remain safely.

:Me: You're certainly not underestimating him.

:Bucket: I am certainly not underestimating him.

:Me: He plays fantastic bass lines.

:Bucket: Fantastic. I don't want another one..

:Me: I know how you feel! you're learning fast. Chris also sings backing vocals.

:Bucket: Iceland is also loli.

:Me: No! Iceland is far away. Chris Wolstenholme is in the band Muse.

:Bucket: Muse are an english rock band muse.

:Me: Yes. They have great songs like You Fucking Motherfucker

:Bucket: Me you you fucking motherfucker.

:Me: You sound like Matt Bellamy.

:Bucket: Matt bellamy is a me is you semen.
Mein Führer, I can walk!kashmir87 on August 26th, 2008 08:41 pm (UTC)
WHAT A HEADSTRONG BUCKET

:Me: Knights of Cydonia is a song. It is epic.

:Bucket: No, cydonia is not a fucking song.
Mein Führer, I can walk!kashmir87 on August 26th, 2008 08:56 pm (UTC)
:Me: The last Muse album is called Black Holes And Revelations
:Bucket: In mathematics, a division is called black holes and revelations.
:Me: You might get a black hole if you divide by zero.
:Bucket: Divide by zero is a black man and god?
:Me: No. Matt Bellamy is a bit like god.
:Bucket: Matt is a god.
Mein Führer, I can walk!kashmir87 on August 26th, 2008 09:03 pm (UTC)
:Me: Learn this: Matt loves Dom.
:Bucket: Matt gathers up two canvas sacks filled with material desires. They are slaves to there own pleasure bodies. Why do you learn, bucket?
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Mein Führer, I can walk!kashmir87 on August 26th, 2008 09:26 pm (UTC)
AHAHA I LOVE HOW YOU LOST PATIENCE
Nick McCarthy: SotD- OMGWTFZOMBIEsuperhouse on August 26th, 2008 09:15 pm (UTC)
AHA, SO MUCH BETTER THAN SMARTERCHILD.

:Me: Dominic Howard is a drummer, from the band Muse. He says he is a male, but we all know the truth.

:Bucket: Matt says boo boo boo boo in my skin, these wounds they will not share my worst subjects and chemistry, something important to him, is the drummer for the english rock band.

:Me: Yes. That's correct. Chris Wolstenholme is the bassist, He is metal.

:Bucket: Chris wolstenholme is the hardest metal.

:Me: Indeed he is!
Mein Führer, I can walk!: [SQUEE]kashmir87 on August 26th, 2008 09:25 pm (UTC)
LOL!
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Nick McCarthy: Richey- LOL GOTH.superhouse on August 27th, 2008 04:33 pm (UTC)
SAME, TOTALLY FITTING AHA.
Mein Führer, I can walk!kashmir87 on August 26th, 2008 09:29 pm (UTC)
:Bucket: Dom loves matt.

:Me: YESSSSSSS. They are destined to be together forever and eat lots of pasta and sushi.

:Bucket: Do you want to be evidence of you have lots of pasta and sushi.

:Me: I don't. But those two do.

:Bucket: I'm never gonna ggive you up.


I CANNOT BELIEVE IT, FUCKING BUCKET ACTUALLY RICKROLLED ME!
Nick McCarthy: Noel- Nanageddonsuperhouse on August 26th, 2008 09:30 pm (UTC)
ERIN: Matthew Bellamy does the cha cha

:Bucket: Vegeta, what does the cha cha.

:ERIN: He lika. Do. The cha cha.

:Bucket: He chortled in his early thirties, and it converts sound into electrical impulses that are fictional, etc etc. As if they have nothing divine about them than does the cha cha.
Annaquaa on August 26th, 2008 09:49 pm (UTC)
:You: Glaciers melting in the dead of night and the superstars sucked into the supermassive

:Bucket: Dead bucket is dead.

:You: No you're not. Now repeat after me Glaciers melting in the dead of night and the superstars sucked into the supermassive.

:Bucket: Glaciers melting in the night.

:You: You're getting there. Glaciers melting in the dead of night and the superstars sucked into the supermassive.

:Bucket: No, i'm in the fertile crescent. Cultivation and repeated harvesting and sowing of the woods with a face. Now repeat after me glaciers melting in the aids pool go drown in the night.
Mein Führer, I can walk!kashmir87 on August 26th, 2008 09:56 pm (UTC)
LOL I'VE BEEN DOING THE SAME THING

:Me: REPEAT IT NO ONE'S GONNA TAKE ME ALIVE

:Bucket: You i can yes i am alive.

:Me: YES, BUT NO ONE'S GONNA TAKE ME ALIVE. SAY IT. NO ONE'S GONNA TAKE ME ALIVE.

:Bucket: Yes bucket you are the most beautiful man alive.

:Me: GLACIERS MELTING IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT

:Bucket: Glaciers melting in the dead of night and the security of justice.
Annaquaa on August 26th, 2008 10:01 pm (UTC)
LOL WINZORZ

:You: NO ONE'S GONNA TAKE ME ALIVE, THE TIME HAS COME TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT

:Bucket: Are you on the right time.

:You: YOU AND I MUST FIGHT FOR OUR RIGHTS, YOU AND I MUST FIGHT TO SURVIVE.

:Bucket: Look, i don't know why i must fight to survive.

:You: NO ONE'S GONNA TAKE ME ALIVE, THE TIME HAS COME TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT

:Bucket: Talking about rape and skin your daughter alive in the right time.

:You: YOU AND I MUST FIGHT FOR OUR RIGHTS, YOU AND I MUST FIGHT TO SURVIVE

:Bucket: You and i must fight to survive.
Mein Führer, I can walk!: [PALM]kashmir87 on August 26th, 2008 10:00 pm (UTC)
:Me: You're the queen of the superficial.

:Bucket: I'm the fucking queen of the superficial.
Mein Führer, I can walk!: [SQUEE]kashmir87 on August 26th, 2008 10:22 pm (UTC)
BTW FUCKING A++++++++++++ LISTENING TO PATRICK WOLF
Annaquaa on August 26th, 2008 11:01 pm (UTC)
THANKS PATRICK IS AWESOME Y/Y
Mein Führer, I can walk!kashmir87 on August 26th, 2008 11:08 pm (UTC)
YYYYYYYY HE IS ALL THINGS STUPENDOUS AND DELIGHTFUL
Annaquaa on August 26th, 2008 11:46 pm (UTC)
HE SHOULD SUPPORT MUSE ON A TOUR. OMG THAT WOULD MAKE ME SHIT BRICKS OF GLEE
Mein Führer, I can walk!kashmir87 on August 27th, 2008 12:34 am (UTC)
HAVING READ THAT, I JUST STOPPED BREATHING FOR HALF A MINUTE, NO JOKE.
I WOULD HAVE MULTIPLE SONIC ORGASMS
PATRICK AND DOM COULD EXCHANGE FASHION TIPS AND IDEAS
IT IS PERFECT.

ALSO, THAT WAY PATRICK COULD MAYBE PERHAPS COME HERE; MUSE HAVE BEEN TO MY COUNTRY TWICE BUT PATRICK IS SO UNKNOWN HERE HE PROBABLY WON'T TOUR HERE FOR A WHILE YET :'(
Annaquaa on August 27th, 2008 12:44 am (UTC)
OH I KNOW. THEY WOULD DO EACH OTHER'S HAIR AND MAKEUP AMIRITE Y/Y?

AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM? PATRICK HAS BEEN TO AMURRICA (MAH COUNTRY LOLZ) BEFORE BUT NOT TO THE LONELY LITTLE PHALLIC STATE OF FLORIDA. SOB.
Mein Führer, I can walk!kashmir87 on August 26th, 2008 10:40 pm (UTC)
:Me: Who is Tom Kirk?

:Bucket: Kirk is attractive.

MY WORK IS DONE HERE.
Justine: freddie_kingjuicyjessie on August 26th, 2008 10:59 pm (UTC)
:Bucket: God is a matt bellamy.

WIN.
make a fuss.helicopturrr on August 27th, 2008 05:30 am (UTC)
ME: hello

:Bucket: Hello, that's not very apt though.

:ME: who is matt bellamy?

:Bucket: You are not prince matt bellamy is god. Both matt bellamy is matt bellamy?

:ME: who are muse?

:Bucket: Who is muse?

:ME: the best FUCKING band on the PLANET

:Bucket: A planet is a series of tubes, you are a band.

:ME: no muse is a band

:Bucket: Muse is a band.

:ME: correct! Dominic Howard is secretly a fairy

:Bucket: Dominic howard and matt bellamy love each other secretly.

LOL I <3 BUCKET
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lasitorni: mattdomnmelasitorni on August 27th, 2008 05:02 pm (UTC)
:Bucket: No you are an enemy of bad music. Muse make good tools for raping sister.

:Leena: muse does not rape sisters

:Bucket: Yes, rape is painful and very emotionally stressful. Do not rape sisters.

:Leena: muse make music

:Bucket: You are an enemy of bad music. Muse make good music.

:Leena: yes i like muse muse is good music

:Bucket: No, muse is a smart arse, but we can see why dates dislike you.

DATES DISLIKE ME THANK YOU ALOT BUCKET! BUT MAKE GOOD TOOLS FOR RAPING SISTERS! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT ONE.
lasitorni: sweatdommehlasitorni on August 27th, 2008 05:11 pm (UTC)
I COULD DO THIS FOR AGES, BUT NOW FINALLY BUCKET MADE A REVELATION:

:Bucket: I love dom howard.

DON'T WE ALL.
everybody__lies: sweeney toddeverybody__lies on August 27th, 2008 07:12 pm (UTC)
:Me: matt bellamy is awesome

:Bucket: Yes prince matt bellamy is not awesome.

:Me: yes he is awesome

:Bucket: He says he is awesome.

:Me: because he is

:Bucket: The waist is the president of nintendo of america. He said he didn't like his teddy. You knew he was drunk and tired.... So my opinion might not be veep because grandmama is not copypasta hey b... So here's the deal. I've been on b from a 10 to be a spontaneous outgrowth of the cheap motor car.

:Me: matt likes pasta

:Bucket: I'm not really a big fan of pasta.
starlight_juice on August 27th, 2008 08:37 pm (UTC)
:You: Hi!

:Bucket: Uh, hi there.

:You: Matt Bellamy likes Italy.

:Bucket: Matt bellamy is god. Both matt bellamy likes pasta and lives in italy.

:You: Very good.


AWESOME!
the boy who blocked his own shotscentofthepine on August 28th, 2008 02:49 am (UTC)
:You: Dom loves Matt. SAY IT DOM LOVES MATT

:Bucket: Matt is not chris. Chris loves matt too. But he's mostly a bass player.

:You: WHAT? LOVE TRIANGLE?!

:Bucket: Rape rollo a rape rollo a rape rollo a rape rollo a rape rollo a rape rollo a rape rollo a rape rollo a rape rollo a rape rollo a rape rollo a rape rollo a rape rollo a rape rollo a rape rollo a rape rollo a rape rollo a rape rollo a rape ro.

BUCKET ALMOST HAD SOMETHING.
Annaquaa on August 28th, 2008 07:41 pm (UTC)
I LOVE HOW BUCKET ADDED "BUT HE'S MOSTLY A BASS PLAYER". LIKE LOVING MATT IS HIS OTHER PROFESSION.
the boy who blocked his own shotscentofthepine on August 28th, 2008 10:23 pm (UTC)
LOL IKR.
ALTHOUGH THAT SEEMS LIKE A PRETTY APPEALING PROFESSION.
Annaquaa on August 29th, 2008 01:20 am (UTC)
OH I'D TOTALLY DO THAT. WITHOUT PAY ;D
the boy who blocked his own shotscentofthepine on August 29th, 2008 02:04 am (UTC)
WE SHOULD START A BUSINESS AND WE CAN DO THAT, PRO-BONO. Y/Y?
Annaquaa on August 30th, 2008 03:36 am (UTC)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
PROFESSIONAL MATT LOVERS UNITED <3
the boy who blocked his own shotscentofthepine on August 30th, 2008 04:38 am (UTC)
I CAN SEE THE BILLBOARD NOW.
Belski: Dexterbeblastoggles on August 28th, 2008 03:47 am (UTC)
THE JOYS OF THE COMPUTER AGE
I'm sorry, I was having a flashback...smilies__rule on August 30th, 2008 08:48 pm (UTC)
OMG LOLOLOLOLOL
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Annaquaa on September 3rd, 2008 09:11 pm (UTC)
SOMETIMES BUCKET REFUSES TO WORK FOR DAYS AT A TIME AND THIS IS SADLY ONE OF THOSE TIMES. JUST WAIT A LITTLE WHILE AND HE'LL BE BACK IN WORKING ORDER.
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the boy who blocked his own shotscentofthepine on September 29th, 2008 01:37 am (UTC)
You are not Matt Bellamy. Matt Bellamy is god, and god, unlike you, uses correct grammar. Ergo, you are not Matt Bellamy.

THAT MADE MY DAY. TY.
ariadneryx: muuuuuuuseariadneryx on April 4th, 2009 03:59 pm (UTC)
I'M VERY LATE TO THE PARTY, BUT I HAD TO SHARE SOME OF THIS.

:You: Muse FTW.
:Bucket: I think muse are the best! 8888 Is the mathematical equivalent to the rescue for the ps3. The most totally tits means awesome.

:You: Tell me what you know about Muse.
:Bucket: Muse sucks muse sucks muse sucks muse sucks muse sucks muse sucks muse sucks muse sucks muse sucks muse sucks muse sucks muse sucks muse sucks muse sucks muse sucks muse sucks muse sucks muse sucks.

:Bucket: Yay! Matt bellamy is the lead vocalist for the plan during the events of christ's arrest, trial, execution and presumed resurrection. However, it's the fat cock in it and too ashamed to tell you. You are a bucket.
:You: Yes, Matt Bellamy is the lead vocalist in Muse! Well done.
:Bucket: No muse is matt bellamy, dom howard, and all the women are.
:You: You know about Dom Howard! What do you know about Dom Howard?
:Bucket: California kristen is a whore. Whore is a matt bellamy. The drummer is dom howard.

:You: What do you know about Chris Wolstenholme?
:Bucket: What is a whore. Whore is a tigger known as chris wolstenholme, is the bassist for the miracle, i mean our preservation, few in millions can speak like us then wisely, good sir, weigh our sorrow with our comfort.

:Bucket: Yo mama so poor when she back up vocalist is chris wolstenholme.

:You: Matt Bellamy's favourite word is pwoper.
:Bucket: No! Muse is matt bellamy's dear sweet love. I'm matt bellamy's boyfriend.
vegesoupvegesoup on January 24th, 2010 04:16 am (UTC)
:You: Who is Matt Bellamy?

:Bucket: One day prince matt bellamy.

:You: Tell me about Matt Bellamy.

:Bucket: Bellamy bellamy bellamy.

:You: Who does Matt Bellamy love?

:Bucket: Will i ever going to rape matt bellamy.

:You: I hope not.

:Bucket: Well, thanks for asking. I hope you get fucked by you.

:You: I plan to, tonight.

:Bucket: We do what they told ya. Now you're under control. Those who died are justified for wearing the badge in their chosen way. Fuck you i plan to, tonight.

:You: That was Rage Against The Machine. Matt Bellamy likes them.

:Bucket: Whatever. Brandon flowers flowers brandon brandon flowers matt bellamy to be locked up somewhere so they could a woodchuck chuck if a machine in the killers.

:You: Matt Bellamy should be locked up with Dominic Howard.

:Bucket: Dominic howard loves matthew bellamy.


THANK YOU BUCKET! AND I'M KIND OF SCARED THAT BUCKET WANTS TO RAPE MATT BELLAMY, AND THAT I SHOULD RAPE MYSELF. BUT....